Jihanki
First, one can wonder about what all that easily accessible beer does to the drinking habits of Japanese youth (answer: booze is easily accessible and consequently not very interesting). Next, one has to wonder about the nature of inter-human interactions in a society which so heavily tries to avoid human contact (answer: hey - if you crave for human attention then you can always go do your shopping at a combini...).
They may stop at a condom-vending machine. Then again, there really is no need as there will no doubt be one in the Lobe HoteruNext, I admit that the convenience is... well... convenient. It helps, of course, that vending machines here invariably accept both coins and paper money up to at least 1000 yen and that they never seem to run out of change. But best of all, it helps that they stock milku-tea. (Repeat after me to the tune of Homer Simpson eying a donut: "Mmmm... milku-tea...").






3 Comments:
Pocari Sweat hit my funny bone right off the start of "Jihanki".As a matter of fact,I had quite a few laughs from this article. Thank you.
Too funny! I followed a few of the links including - though I haven't given up hope of finding a date - the link to the information on beetles. My next trip to Osaka and I am so there!
If the fresh vegetables in a vending machine wasn't weird enough, the "lobster in a tank" vending machine was just too ridiculous. And what's up with the used school girl panties? I'm guessing that's for guys who have completely given up all hope of finding date, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that not all of those machines were strategically located near the beetle shop. Any idea if there are clean underwear vending machines? A good spot for them would be right next to the toilet paper vending machines for those who were a little too late making their toilet paper purchase.
Very funny entry, Marcin!
J.
I too was staggered at the number of vending machines in Japan, though I didn't quite find those for used panties (not that I was looking for them...). Another thing that I felt weird in Japan was that so many men of working age wearing suits, all the time, everywhere. I guess I shouldn't feel that way since I'm still Japanese...
Hey, congratulations on the faculty job, Marcin! I heard from CLM.
Taro
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